I got a wicked virus this afternoon from downloading a torrent of the season premiere of Californication. This was one virus I could not fight. With out hesitating I reformatted the hard drive. I'll probably look back in anger on my poor attempt to fight this massive trojan fighting illness but I'll just try to suppress the memory. I haven't had any issues with a computer in a long time so I was quite timid when my desktop became littered with all sorts of porno applications. On the brighter side, my hard drive was pretty close to full and now I don't have to worry about getting a new one. On the not so bright side, I lost all my music and I dread the process of re-ripping all of my albums for the millionth time. I'll probably just avoid it all together and give up on music.
So to look past this unfortunate event I shall move my mind forward and focus on the future with what I think will transgress during the 08-09 NHL season. These choices are not biased what so ever. I have spent the past three weeks dissecting every little bit of information out of every single training camp. If you were smart, you would travel to Las Vegas with a sack full of money with the knowledge you're about to learn.
Northwest Division
1. Minnesota Wild
2. Calgary Flames
3. Edmonton Oilers
4. Vancouver Canucks
5. Colorado Avalanche
Pacific Division
1. LA Kings
2. Phoenix Coyotes
3. Dallas Stars
4. San Jose Sharks
5. Anaheim Ducks
Central Division
1. Chicago Blackhawks
2. Columbus Blue Jackets
3. St. Louis Blues
4. Nashville Predators
5. Detroit Red Wings
Western Conference Final Standings
1. The Wild
2. Chicago Blackhawks
3. LA Kings
4. Calgary Flames
5. Columbus Blue Jackets
6. Edmonton Oilers
7. St. Louis Blues
8. Nashville Predators
Eastern Conference
Southeast Division
1. Tampa Bay Lightning
2. Washington Capitals
3. Florida Panthers
4. Atlanta Thrashers
5. Carolina Hurricanes
Northeast Division
1. Boston Bruins
2. Montreal Canadians
3. Buffalo Sabres
4. Toronto Maple Leafs
5. Ottawa Senators
Atlantic Division
1. New Jersey Devils
2. New York Islanders
3. New York Rangers
4. Philadelphia Flyer's
5. Pittsburgh Penguins
Eastern Conference Final Standings
1. Lightning
2. Bruins
3. Devils
4. Caps
5. Canadians
6. Isles
7. Rangers
8. Sabres
Playoffs
Wild beat Preds
Hawks beat Blues
Oilers beat Kings
Flames beat Jackets
Wild beat Oilers
Hawks beat Flames
Wild beat Hawks
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Lightning beat Sabres
Rangers beat Bruins
Devils beat Isles
Caps beat Canadians
Lightning beat Rangers
Caps beat Devils
Lightning beat Caps
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The Wild beat The Lightning in 7.
Awards
Hart: Martin St. Louis
Vezina: Karri Ramo
Norris: Brent Burns
Calder: Kyle Okposo
Con Smythe: Martin St. Louis
Lady Byng: Martin St. Louis
Selke: The entire Minnesota offensive roster
Jack Adams: Barry Melrose
Presidents: Tampa Bay Lightning
Art Ross: Martin St. Louis
Maurice Richards: Martin St. Louis
Biggest News Story of the Year: RW Gaborik traded to the Tampa Bay Lightning for RW Martin St. Louis. Gaborik pulls groin in first game of the Stanley cup finals versus The Wild. The Wild go on to win in 7 as Martin St. Louis sets records for year end awards.
You heard it here first folks. I just booked my ticket to Vegas. See you there.
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Everyone knows Gaborik is going to be traded for Scottie Gomez. I heard he he is looking for a new house in MN. Anyway if Gaborik were traded to the lightning he would obviously be traded for a defenseman.
This is sad to look at. You should just edit this thing to make it look like you know a tad more about ockey.
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