I'm Back! (in pog form)

This is my half ass attempt at returning to the blogosphere. I'm a little drunk so I'll leave more serial topics for a latter date. I just wanted to point out that my new years resolution was not in fact to quit smoking cigs, drinking, jerking, or to lose weight or stop drinking soda, or to stop cussing so much, or to stop ridiculing my family members, or to save some money, or to find a girl, or to get better at writing, hockey, selling myself. My New Years resolution was actually to blog more. I dropped the ball big time on that. But (dear English majors of the 20th century, I love starting my sentences with but. I always have and I always will. I don't care what you think of that. Judge me, fuck you I don't care, I'm doing it) Sean's recent return to this world has giving me the urge to return. While I'm prepared to return with some semi rational thoughts, this is not the post to do that. I promise to return the 1st of the month they call February. I never really got that first r they put in there. It makes people like me, who sound shit out, look a little mental. Instead of something people might actually read I will instead post something that people will mos definitely not read. It is one of those random list things that use to circulate live journal (if you want to find out what a wino I was you can visit my old lj at www.livejournal.com/users/thoy ) Don't ask me why I'm doing it. Well actually I'll answer that. I'm doing it because I ran across one of them on a blog of a forum pal's site that I go to everyday. http://estebanwaseaten.tumblr.com/ is the site and he is a goddamn pop culture king and would kill it on trivia nights at the bar. So if you hate what I'm about to do you can blame him. So without anymore rambling, here we go....

Thirteen Things I Love (Note, I'm going to steal some things from estaban's blog that I agree with cause that makes me have to type less. I'll bold those):

1. Hockey. Playing it and watching it. Why so few sports writers in America don't appreciate it boggles my mind.
2. Noodles, pasta, anything involving that stringy grain.
3. Fantasy Sports. It gives me something to research 365 days out of the year
4. Thrift shops.
5. The East Coast.
6. Girls with red hair.
7. Girls with accents.
8. Chipotle. Specifically Chipotle Steak, no beans, corn, extra sour cream and cheese, and lettuce.
9. The Legacy. I have probably spent about half the amount I paid for the dyke mobile in repairs but I still love er.
10. Mixtapes.
11. College b-ball.
12. Podcasts.
13. Cold weather

Twelve Things About Me:

1. I puke when I drink a lot. I usually feel shame when I fall asleep after throwing up but when I make up in the morning I usually fist pump because my hangover is less severe.
2. I think the porno industry in very intriguing.
3. I shower daily. Hard to believe, I know.
4. Before Justin put the pull up bar in the laundry room I could only do about 3 tops. Now I can pump out 10.
5. If I could afford it I would buy Jameson Whisky every time I went to the liquor store. I would never think twice about something higher than that.
6. I think finding new music is a chore.
7. My eyes are the most endearing quality about me physically.
8. I like watching shows like scarred because it makes me love my ability at falling gracefully.
9. Any show that incorporates some sort of montage during one of its episodes usually makes me love the entire series.
10. I believe long johns should turn on females when in actuality they turn them off.
11. I have never skied, snowboarded, or water skied in my life.
12. If people on my hockey team knew I wrote a blog like this I probably wouldn't be invited back for spring league.

Eleven Foods I Love:

1. Pasta obvi
2. Chipotle ovbi
3. Pizza
4. Walleye
5. Roast beef
6. Corned beef and cabbage
7. Grilled cheese and tomato soup
8. Cranberry chicken
9. String cheese
10. Sun flower seeds
11. Any sort of egg role

Ten Albums To Which I Still Rock Out:

1. The Impossibles- Return
2. Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind.
3. Broken Social Scene- Broken Social Scene
4. Weezer- Blue Album
5. The Rolling Stones- Sticky Fingers
6. Midtown- Save the World, Lose the Girl
7. Atmosphere- Overcast
8. The Hold Steady- Separation Sunday
9. The Twilight Singers- Powder Burns
10. The Plastic Constellations- Mazatlan

Nine Things I Dislike:

1. Losing in the playoffs to a team named the Townies in Mens league when I know that half their team played college hockey and were not in fact a true townie like myself.
2. Public restrooms.
3. Watching movies involving adult situations/dialogue with my parents.
4. Fake boobs.
5. People who take advantage of the 10 items or less line at the grocery store. Specifically elderly people who do. If one more Grandma gets in front of me with 30 items I just might have to make a scene.
6. Serbians...ok basically just Djokovic
7. Anybody in show business striking
8. Whisky cokes heavy on the coke at the bar
9. Not having a cool animal to live with at my current address

Eight Things I Wear Everyday:

1. Underwear
2. Necklace
3. Socks.
4. A pube stricken beard
5. Deodorant.
6. Long hair.
7. A constant look of disappointment
8. A form of pants... I don't know, what a stupid category.

Seven Things I Do Everyday:

1. Go on the internet and check bullshit
2. Tinkle.
3. Drink some form of caffeine whether it be coffee or soda
4. Watch the tele
5. Listen to music.
6. Wish my balance in my bank account was higher.
7. Check the tivo.

Six Current Television Shows I Watch:

1. Damages
2. LOST
3. Top Chef
4. Real World
5. The Office
6. 24

Five Things I Want:

1. Xbox 360 with nhl09
2. Health Insurance
3. A 40 hour week of work with my paps
4. S17 Easton Stick
5. A day in the life of Martin St. Louis

Four Things I Say Too Often:

1. "So"
2. "Yes Sur"
3. "No"
4. “I'm the coolest person in the history of the world. Why I get so much pussy boggles my mind."

Three Things I Wish I Would Do But Never Will (and why):

1. Grow a beard for 2+ months. I lack the willpower.
2. Quit television. I'm addicted basically
3. Join match.com. 'Cause Dr. Phil owns it.

Two Things Without Which I Could Not Survive:

1. The legacy
2. Booze

One Person With Whom You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life:

1. Some red headed Irish chick with a dirty mouth and big tits.